Some Duffus Instances Involving Colorblindness

During a friendly game of snooker

Ray: Hey, which one is the brown ball?

Friend: It’s near the red ball

Ray: That’s not helpful you know…

During a laboratory experiment, litmus test I think

Ray: Is it pink yet, is it pink yet, is it pink yet??

Friend: Not yet, not yet, not yet, okay, it’s pink now!

On the road

Ray: Hey, it’s white, go go!

Friend: Huh, what’s white?

Ray: The traffic light!

Friend: It’s green la!

Ray: Oh? Ohhh

In a clothing boutique

Friend: Hey, which is nicer, the purple or the blue?

Ray: The blue one! *saying while pointing at the purple blouse*

Friend: ????

And yesterday

Ray: Hey, what car is your mom driving?

Tsuen: Wira, no. plate XXXX, dark green

Ray: Err, I shall look out for the no. plate

Tsuen: Oh yah hor, you can’t see colors! *Tsuen's trademark laugh; AHHhaaHahaahHaha, with eyes looking at the sky*