Professor Lurve here again to unclog the mystery of the great meaning of R.I.B.S.
Well, you see my dear patients, it really is an acronym that stands for:
R.eally
I.nteresting
B.abes
S.ubjects
As you know, the Scriptures denoted that women are actually made out of the ribs of men hence for every men, there’s a missing rib! Intriguing eh? This then have induced great desire for such men to find their appropriate missing ribs.
Yet, after locating your appropriate Rib, what should you do?
No fear, doctor Lurve is here!!
Just remember this few crucial lines.
Person with missing rib to main targeted Rib:
Hie, I’ve been looking for you all of my life!
You...... *point at her*
Complete me. *point at yourself*
Yet, I have reports stating that many men have been kicked in their ribs for using such pick up lines. Hah, must be their faces. Not handsome enough.
Anyhow, embrace such wisdom and go forth to search and attaineth back your great missing Rib!
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5 Eye Balls:
Hmm .. i'll try that line tommorow ...
*rolls eyes*
yeesh.
Jason: Yo, so how? How was her reaction?? She loved you to bits right? wahaha. Anyhows, shiet, i have dota cravings... =(
Anna: Lol, it's not gender specific u know. Such lines may be executed upon those with missing ribs too!
How's the novel coming up? =)
the novel's not moving. crib death. hahahah...
waiting for resurrection
*cringe*...
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