Sunday, July 10

Now and Then; Poor Poor Men. Part I

Women:

-Desires Man to be strong-

Hence able to hunt down mammoths for dinner but now, to hunt down cockroach.

-Desires Man to be resourceful-

Hence able to use jungle material to built utensils and such but now, the material’s still green but from the urban jungle instead. Shopping, nuff said.

-Desires Man to be tall, dark and handsome-

Hence able to reach tall trees to pluck sweet fruits, dark shows that he is the outdoor kind and handsome assures dominance among other men. But now, there’s no practical aspect except as a catalyst for drool and other bodily fluids.

BUT NOW,

The basic complete 'what makes a man Man' could fill up few volumes of encyclopedia.

Hence,

Don’t you guys envy the Neanderthal men? They had it easy I believe.

Heh.

6 Eye Balls:

Jason Phoon said...

Yeah , I miss the good ole Neanderthal days when we could bonk any girl we like in the head with a stick and bring her back to our caves.

Then again, I'll probably be the type who stays back in the caves trying to make spears sharper or inventing the wheel. Caveman nerd ..hmmm.

Raymond Yong said...

Eh, shucks, i didn't think of that advantage those guys had. no need to so susah kao the girl. Just boink her head. hahaha.

Spears shaper i don't mind. Don't event the wheel. Now a car is part of their demand list. Susah wei.

Yet, you still can be a modern day nerd. ;)

natz said...

Hunting cockroaches - agree :)

resourceful... uh.. in solving computer problems maybe. (especially printer ones... printers just HATE me!!)

tall, dark & handsome? Hmm... I'd say not-too-tall (or I'd get neckache), paleskinned should be fine (I don't get out much. neither should he. hahahahaha)

I don't get how handsome assures dominance. Handsome usually just means big-ego-freak, but that depends.

Raymond Yong said...

Anna:

I think an IT guy would suit your whims. Usually they don't go out much, ain't that tall, SOME are cockroach killing hero's and oh, they fix computer problems too! =P

But i do agree with the big-ego-freak thingy. A many girls have confessed being grossed out by themz.

dailyqt said...

I feel so lonely... where is the golden era's when us nerds shine.. am I nerd? a geek>? identity crisis.. oh woe!

Raymond Yong said...

Nick: You a nerd? Hmm, maybe at such an era, it can't define you for you have blurred the boundary between a nerd and a metrosexual. I knight thee nertromesexual! HAIL NICK!

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