A Great Holiday Destination!

You tourists out there, drop by and expect an experience you’d never forget.

Bask in the tropical heat and relax in the serene darkness of the night thanks to the thoughtful and consistent blackouts. Ah, the beautiful pitch black scenery makes a wonderful candle light dinner with your love ones!

Oh, do ask any students of the beloved country to show you their amazing ability to see in the dark. Don’t let them know I told you this but they are actually elite combatants trained in the arts of espionage by studying late into the night armed with only a torchlight. These frequent blackouts are all just a conspiracy you know.

Having a busy life and wish to slow it down? Look no further then an LRT train ride experience. I assure you, a step into the time vortex and time would slow down to crawl. With that extra time, you’d have plenty of opportunity to stand still and meditate upon life.

Or, take time to mingle around with the locals in the LRT which you would usually find in abundance in terms of quantity. Yes, it’s so happening that these LRT are packed with eager excited people. Indeed, your one stop to socializing haven!

Yet, be amazed at how polite Malaysians are as the train enters the ultimate vortex, where time stops completely and a 5 minutes train ride would be pleasantly transformed to an eternity of mingling with locals, a courteous and very informative announcement could be heard which explains on the fine expects of this sudden time vortex achievement. Something about technical flairlure so it seems.

Ah, but all good things must come to an end. Sadly, these freezing of motion and time only lasts for a really short moment of 2 hours or so. I know, disappointing eh? Anyhow, being a considered citizen, I shall not offer you too much information for our broadband policy has a great moralistic approach. We know that we have so little bandwidth so, being thought moral (very very important subject in our national schools) we apply the principal of berkerja sama and berkongsi-kongsi hence share our limited bandwidth with a lot lot lot of people.

I know I know, we are wonderful people!!