Ah, the ill fated moment of your most important belongings disappearing when they are needed most. Don’t you wish somehow that with a single phone call, you could be blissfully reunited with the prodigal belonging, be it your spectacles, house/car keys or remote control?
Now, with the help of vision 2020 that perpetuated this scientific leap and after a thousand dollars spent on research plus a gazillion dollars more on bribes, we proudly present to you:
NO-LOST-KIA!!
Yes, with this amazing contraption, you’d never fear loosing your belongings again.
Though integrating state of the art adhesivical-sticky-stack-stuck-stuck technology, it’s still really simple in usage execution. The following is a step by step guide on how to activate the No-Lost-Kia tracking technology.
1. Apply one end of ACME 2020 adhesivical-sticky-stack-stuck-stuck unto phone.
2. Secure the other end on the item which you wish to never loose again.
3. Finally, to secure the bond between the above two, chant, “sticky-stack-stuck-stuck sticky-stack-stuck-stuck” while jumping around them in a circle one legged
Lets say the dreaded time comes when you do lost the unlostable. To relocate it again, the following steps would assist in doing so:
1. Dial your hand phone number and when you hear sounds like ‘ring ring’ or ‘duuu duuu duuu’ or ‘hit me baby one more time’ use your special hearing contraption called your ear to precisely locate the source of the said sound.
Remember to put on a serious face for added efficiency.
2. Soon you’d be able to find the lost element. THE NEXT STEP IS VERY VERY IMPORTANT! Since this is such a high tech equipment, it drains up a lot of mana. So, to recharge it, hold high the phone together with the item attached and shout, “YATTAAA!!” 3 times consecutively.
Ah, isn’t technology wonderful? For a mere RM 123.21 you can purchase your very own NO-LOST-KIA and be apart from the past and a part of the future. Call 1-800-No-LOST-Kia NOW!!
7 Eye Balls:
super mou liu post..-.-
u too free edi issit monsta? HAHA..-_-
ehhhhh, i am too free lor...
hmm, what make you say that? HAHAHA =D
okay , all them Dota games have finally made lost his nuts.
but seriously, if I'm scared of losing my phone, how do i tape it to itself ?
maybe future phone can contact present phone.
L-O-S-E! You will never LOSE your items. 'Loose' means 'not tight'.
The DotA games may be getting to me too...
Jason: hmm, i think so.. my nuts are all mashed up.. *sobs*
hmm, actually, you can use your house phone to call your hand phone... ;p
Shaun: hahaha, thanks for the correction.. my grammar is a tad lacking...
lols.. dota is evilll! friday ya!!
mm...u're too bored? hehe
"...hold high the phone together with the item attached and shout, “YATTAAA!!” 3 times consecutively."
that's cute! reminds me of..pokemon?! lol
a bit bit too free i guess.. =D
hor! someone's been watching pokemon! hahaha
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