Why you shouldn’t date us engineers.

1) We love to generalize things. To have a single equation to rule them all. Cause with equations we can predict certain outcomes. So ya, we will just slap a generalized theory on you.

2) If you don’t fit into that said theory, we will just assume and presume things to make you fit.

3) If we don’t understand something, we tend to take it apart, put it through tests and experiments and put it back again and go, hey, what’s this two screws and a spring for? So the old saying of to not attempt to understand the female regime but to just love them ain’t adhered by us. For what’s its worth, we do find you all intriguing.

4) We are a calculative bunch; during shopping we’d bring along our graphical scientific calculator and plot expenses against sanity and be so so fussy about decimal points in the price tags of that dress you’re eying on.

On a side note, during half time of a lecture session, our lecturer whipped out a deck of cards and exclaimed that he’d perform magic to us drifting away to dream land students. The shuffle deck of cards, choose one card, predict what card it is; trick. And he did it, 2 of hearts as shown precisely on the chosen card.

We were amazed. And he promises to do one trick every week. Wicked.

But, he speaks with an extremely strong Tamil accent that if you deconcentrate a bit, his spoken English magically transforms to Tamil.

Then there’s the stock market broker who breaks grammar rules every time the KLCI changes teaching us management lecturer, but that’s for another day.

On a double side note, the weather is amazing lately. Sweet coldness. Hopefully you Chloe won’t be scolding non existent mothers.