Friday, June 8

Blunted Hooks

Remember the lecturer who executed magic tricks during half time? Well, he did something a tad different today.

He told a joke.

It flows as so:

Guy A likes girl B. Not wanting to directly expound upon his hormonal flaring for the girl, he decided to take a beat around the bush technique. Hence one day during a visit at B’s house:

Girl: Hey Guy, do you want Tea?

Guy: No, I want what’s next to T. (does who aren’t equipped with lame-o-logic, the guy obviously means I want U.

-joke end-

Yet, in its peak poetic funnyness, it was literally backstabbed from behind by a fellow student.

Student: Sir, isn’t S next to T? So the guy actually wants some S (ass).

Lecturer: +_+

9 Eye Balls:

Anonymous said...

wahh , the guys pick up line is so lame.


but yeah , I bet he wants some ass

Justin said...

ahahaha..

eh dam funny wei. LOL.

my lame-o-meter is working today. HAHAHAHA.

Monsta said...

Jason: quite lame hor...

we all want asses... mmmmmm

Justin: hahaha, try it lah next time. make sure the girl ain't that smart to kill the pick up line.

lame-0-meter? grace can upgrade your meter. HAHAHAHA. hope she doesn't read this...

revel in me said...

CRAPPPP!! I thought of S too!!! -_____-

And hahhahahha, GRACE= LAME!! hahahhaha

Monsta said...

heh, you want 'S's too eh..

hahahaha, hmm, is grace's lameness that renowned

revel in me said...

Are you kidding me??? She's one of my lamest friends!! :D

And oooh, how did you know grace? :P

Monsta said...

HAHAHaHa... now i know how famous her lameness is.. ;D

ohhh, through justin who was her preU classmate...

and you?

revel in me said...

She was my classmate in secondary school for 5 years!!! So trust me, I have exposed to her lameness for a loooooooooong time.

Too long, in fact. HAHA!

Monsta said...

hahahaha

ooooooo

eh
eh

must share some farny stories about her to me so i can ajek her.. !

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