Tuesday, July 19

I’m a (Porn) Star!

My greatest depredation upon my sanity and mental solace is the fact that I was a porn star at the ripe age of 7 months old.

Knowing what a great stud I am; flabby fatty boo boo baby extraordinaire; my parents HAD to capture NUDE pictures of me.

And having such natural modelistic inclinations, I ended executing great poses that seems to always accentuate certain bodily parts.

With their proud collection of pedophilic porn pictures; how can one blame them for their inclination to publish these great captured perspectives?

Hence, a many of friends, and their friends; have seen me in my full glorious nakedness. And someone even took one home with her. I do hope she has a safe or something to store such national secrets.

Oh, here’s a Link to a few of them photos.

Hah, you wish.

2 Eye Balls:

Anonymous said...

oooo sexy..... i like. haha.

Anonymous said...

hahaha, sexy eh?? hah, for sure you got also; naked baby pictures of yourself... =P

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