Wednesday, August 31

Black & White

As it is most of us hormone crazed human beings, it’s quite a definite destiny for us to be parents in a near or far future; depending on how hormonized you are and of, of course, your personal accident prone level.

Hence, it would be a great investment to send your small chubby kid(s) to some musical training; It’s an education that I thank my wise parents for placing me upon.

Anyhow, instrument of choice? The piano.

It is THE platform of all instruments. Learn it well and soon you could bunny hop all around other musical making apparatuses.

Yet, there’s ONE mountainous determent that arise in molding that budding young Mozart of yours. A premature homicide of Interest.

Therefore, remember this few pointers when you send your children for musical boot camps:

1. Send them to some Yamaha musical appreciation thingy first at their tender age of 6 and not piano lessons just yet. It’s a great musical launch pad these courses.

2. How to rate a good teacher? Well, for me personally it’s one that exposes the child to various types of music. If he/she guides your child in classical finesse and jazz sexyness then you have just landed yourself a gold mine. Shun all exam piece oriented gurus at all cost.

3. I could go on and on. So the best thing is; send them to me. Since they are your children, you need not to worry; I shall control my cradle snatching tendencies. =P

1 Eye Balls:

Anonymous said...

we should conduct genocide on such gurus... heh.

but, i shall glad take you as my young apprentice! ngeks ngeks... ;)

in payment... you shall study dilligently or else... i charge you dinner at Friday's every Friday... wahahaha!

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