Friday, August 19

President Monsta

It’s 6.30 a.m. now and it’s a great hour to embrace politics!

Hence if I ever were president and great ruler of the whole wide world, I would;

1. Allow only certain ‘singing’ to be done once a day and not the current 7 times. The 5 a.m. session is the most vexing of all. It’s only this mosque near my home, they seem to be rather too zealous about it. Oh, would send them for pitch training too. Erghz.

2. Declare a 1 sen per hour rate for hand phone calls. Now with the current price charge, one needs to ration such calls and keep it to a bare minimum of a maximum 30 minutes.

3. Or if the above is not possible, declare that all parents except mine to hit the sacks at 7.00 p.m. then element no.2 would need not come into play.

4. That Spongebob Squarepants be banned! Hah, joking. There there Jason, you may put down your pitchfork that’s pointing towards my arse.

5. Malaysia to snow.

6. Passing the bill that having a car is a basic human right. But wait, who needs cars. I have my personal presidential plane. But where I want to go, there’s no landing strip. Oh wait, I’ve forgotten about my Apache.

See, one is not a very demanding ruler. So just bow to me and be carpets upon where I step on. WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hmm, I feel a war brewing up.

*scurries under comforters for defence*

On a side note, congrats Jia Lin on your exceptional results. It’s amazing that amidst the pink you have a large bucket of grey too! J

3 Eye Balls:

Jason Phoon said...

GarrR ??!! You be dissing my lad , Spongebob ?? I make ye walk the plank ..garrrr

beanneus said...

i feel ur pain about the *singing 7 times a day*... i live on the same road as the mosque =/... but then i've gotten soo used to it i dun even hear it.. LOL... i used to be able to sing it when i was little.. NBTD...

raymond yong said...

Jason: Garrrrrr, me mayte disses ye sponge! yarrrrr

Sue Ann: LOl, i feel your pain sista.. ahaha, im not used to my side yet...

you can sing it too?? lol, i shall make you sing to me one day... :P

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