Tuesday, June 19

Power to the Poeple

In the near future, fossil fuel has gone extinct. The world is in dire chaos; without the advent of moving cars, women of all generations are required to walk to shopping complexes.

As such, wives of renowned scientists have united and went on a sex strike till their smart yet hormone driven hubbies invent or procure some form of renewable energy source.

In desperation, a breakthrough was discovered; realization came that they could harness the power of procrastination emanating from every human being to fuel cars and the world energy needs and thus mankind’s access to sex I mean energy has been made possible again!

But on a serious note, I really think that if procrastination is refined to an energy source… it could easily counter any nuclear alternatives. Imagine each and everyone of us self combustioning every time we were supposed to do something but didn’t.

Must… study… and… do… tutorials *BOOM*

Must… complete… articles *BOOM*

Must… wash… toilet *BOOM*

Must… sleep… and… play… ps2 *silence*

7 Eye Balls:

chloe said...

let's all just do nothing and fuel the world...

but what your story really is trying to say is that women are just SO damn smart, right?

saving the world! i'm gonna do that 2 decades from now. ;)

Justin said...

good one.

HAHA.

have a good month trying not to procrastinate..hoho..*wink*

LOL.

Yatz said...

that's why people say have sex, not war..without sex, u gonna have war..

without sex, u gonna god damn find those fcuking fuel..LOL

tsuen (",)v said...

hmm.. women are too smart for their own good. why? cos there's always the red light district and men find it hard to be loyal thus effectively driving the scientists away from home and into the ample bosoms of the sex industry.

or if they too kiamsiap, aiya there's always the neighbour ma.lol

hahahahaha. just call me cynical.

yellow_monsta said...

Chloe: hmmm, why 2 decades? only by then you become smart?

*hides from chloe* hahaha, jk jk, you know i adore you ... ;)

Justin: Aih, this is when friends knows you too well.. blek! i'd be busy.. doing everything but the things i'm supposed to do ;p

Yatz: haha, have sex not war eh? ;)

Tsuenz: whoah.. may your future scientist not do as predicted. may he forever be content staying at the cleavages of your bosom.

heh, cynical? hmm, you and jason phoon will make an interesting item ;p

tsuen (",)v said...

haha he thinks im a lesbian. or thought..wtv lol.

kamun said...

haha good one!
If the energy of procrastination could be harnessed I could probably power the whole of Klang Valley.
But you've got a point there. We do way way waaaay too much procrastinating.

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