Friday, August 17


A sudden realization dawned upon me after reading the nokia notification of their mistake of putting bombs in the phones instead of batteries. The epiphany of how silly we guys are by letting our hand phones to be at close proximity with our princess Fiona’s.

Seriously, hand phones are indeed time bombs. With all those chemical mojo happening in the batteries and all those cooky current flowing through it, father fate is bound to expatiate a hand phone holocaust upon our sausage friend. On the side note, Taiwanese sausages sold in pasar malam’s are the bomb!

If that’s not bad enough, there’s the disputed high frequency cell killing waves being emitted by HP’s. I don’t understand, there are much precautions in avoiding putting it near our precious brains, but hello? How bout precious Fiona and her little little a lot lot siblings?

We men are exposing our young uns to intense radiation of the eradication kind. Like hello boys? You like cooking your own sperm my homie? No right?! So let us from this day onward, relief our crotch from any further microwave bombardments.

Save the sperms! And whales for that matter too.

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