Implicit Insultations

Lesson learnt #1

Do not simply offer yourself to take photographs of friends or such cause I realize I owe a tad too many friends their set of photos.

I’m not even done editing Wai Wai’s wedding photos. I need a slave, a pretty busty smart slave.

Anyhow, revolving around the matter of photos, I thought I saw my journalist liaison’s name on face book and hence increased my radius of friendship by adding her. *trumpet sounds*

I promptly then commented to her online that one didn’t know she’s so happening! Observe, picture prior viewing depicts girl in big glasses and big blouse. Then, the face book culprit shows her in low cut dresses, void of glasses and having a cup of whiskey in her hand.

Hence, in trying to complement her, I told of my observations, that I didn’t know she was so happening. I said, oh, the first picture was so nerdy etc. etc.

Yet, to my horror, she pointed out, that it was not her that I added, but her colleague that shared the same name.

From then on, I wish the world would swallow me whole.