Wednesday, August 15

Fried Chickens and the Digusting Chics

I find as girls get comfortable with you, they become more and more… guy. Once visions of finesse and perfunctory cleanliness, these ladies suddenly randomly let out smelly air (worst still when their laughter of doing so echo amidst the natural acoustics of a toilet), dig their noses, leave soaked used tissue papers and such unsightly displays of disgustingness.

And at some point, even you as a guy seem to be cleaner and well behaved then them. Girls are a deceiving bunch. Anyhow, one that I don’t mind is the sloppy ness whilst pigging out on food.

Example stuff that I do when no one is around which I wish I could do when people are around:

1) Sleep on my bed with a comic book in one hand and crumbly cookies, chips or such in the other. Disgusting why? Because bits and pieces are bound to slip away and sleep away with you during the night.

2) Put my leg up on my computer table as I eat dinner whilst watching animes. The bomb is when you have fried chicken which you just dip in chili sauce. Ultimate finger food.

Okay, back to studies...

7 Eye Balls:

jasonphoon said...

erm, girls don't do that to me. you should re-examine your choice of women mann ...

yellow_monsta said...

stephanie doesnt do those disgusting to ya?

haha, indeed, i need to reevaluate my choices...

Grace said...

haha....that's...true in a way! mayb jason finds the 'guy part' in stephanie as something norm? :P

lol..anyway, i think everyone of us have our rough and soft sides....thus, when one is comfortable with one another..that's when weird/funny behaviour shows! take it as a compliment alrites ;) haha

yellow_monsta said...

hahaha, compliment indeed, but my nose begs to differ...

eh eh, later must share to me some of your disgustingness stories.. ;p

grace_t said...

hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahaha.......

heheeeeeeeeeeeee
hahahaha

hahah
hahahhaa....

yellow_monsta said...

*shakes head*

aih

aih

aih

aih

*shakes head*

is those laughters of guilt i'm hearing? hehehe

tsuen (",)v said...

news flash: GIRLS FART.

deal with it.

LOL

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